I'm not exactly mastering love, sex, and dating in the 2000s, so I guess this wouldn't hurt.
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I'm not exactly mastering love, sex, and dating in the 2000s, so I guess this wouldn't hurt.
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I'm not sure if you're supposed to spell "mask" in the French style, but there's something about Rejuvenique that makes me feel like I can do anything! Like, say, put on a Jason mask, forehead flashing, and sit in front of the fire in my silk PJs reading a home decor magazine. I wonder if Rejuvenique comes with an ice pick and a "riek, riek!"
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Not that everything's perfect now, but holy freaking crap! Let's just draw a woman's hot body, decapitate her, and add on the product we're selling where her head used to be (in this case, Hostess Sno-Balls), and continue our sexist ad in the writing below, because the picture doesn't quite say enough! (I'm suddenly having a craving for a well-stacked, cream-filled leggy Sno-Ball!
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A long-haired blue pony with its own waterfall shower? This is some drugged-up crapola they foisted upon us as children. It's a wonder any of us is sane!
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Is it for a sheer Christmas nighty, perfume . . .
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Some people have a sweet tooth, but this dude has a ranch tooth. How can he tell? Because he's constantly being followed by a giant tooth wearing a cowboy hat.
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Perhaps if you are touting your online dating service as specializing in the art of conversation, you should check your advertisements for any major grammatical errors. Or perhaps, they used those pesky "algorithm's" to generate this sentence?
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With Dermitage our snake oil! (And for the record, it should be "fewer" wrinkles.)
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Yeah, this isn't sexually suggestive at all! Good to see advertisers are tired of using sexist imagery to sell stuff. Guess what this still image from a commercial is for?
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There's a reason the expression "herding cats" denotes a difficult-to-impossible activity. But these cowboys have mastered the art. Watch for the cowboy rolling up a ball of yarn.
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