Blaming the ocean for those crabs. Now that's low.
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Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String
Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume. Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume.
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That's right: a giant fortune cookie. And maybe a big, curvaceous bum, but that's only if I drag my mind down the gutter. Which is exactly what the following "nature shots" require: a filthy mind and a juvenile amusement with the nether regions of the human body.
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It's been well over a year since we featured the Magic Cone Disposable Urination Funnel for Women as our product of the day. The product had a set of cartoon instructions featuring a girl wearing a uniform and a sensible pair of white undies demonstrating its use. This was disturbing, but not as disturbing as the following live-action video where some chick uses the funnel to pee — with much better aim and precision than most men, I might add — straight into a flower vase.
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Some techy guys feel emasculated when women know as much about geeky stuff as they do. Imagine throwing the teeny weeny disk drive into the mix. A few particularly insecure types would have a nervous breakdown.
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He may be the biggest douche evah, but there's something about Austin Powers that keeps me coming back for more. It sure as hell ain't his oral hygiene, or his Swedish-made penis enlarger (which he denies, denies, denies ever owning), or his insistence on reducing women to infants. It's .
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I don't get it. Doesn't every woman do this on the first date?
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Who doesn't love a custard-filled cake?
Look very closely: The writing's on the wall.
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Don't you just love musicals?
