The gal wearing the boots? Oh that's not a stripper, that's the babysitter.
Thanks, College Humor!
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The gal wearing the boots? Oh that's not a stripper, that's the babysitter.
Thanks, College Humor!
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I was out with friends earlier this week, and one of my buddies couldn't stop talking about all the couples he saw when he went to a strip club for his friend's bachelor party — I guess he was surprised by the number of women there. Though I'm not a fan of strip clubs myself — I just feel so bad for the women that are being objectified — I know many women who enjoy going with their significant others. Perhaps they like to keep tabs on their men, or maybe they genuinely enjoy it — whatever the reason, to each her own!
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It's unfathomable how this title could cross the desks of editors, designers, and publishers without someone mentioning its other interpretation to poor Eleanor. But no one did, and there she is, standing tall and proud on the cover, waving her hand in the air like she just don't care. You can find the book on Amazon, where you'll also find a featured picture (see below) of a quilt casually tossed onto a chair.
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He's 88 years of age and he ain't ashamed to show it! When I say "it," I mean it. That's right, Disco Ernie is a working stripper, mmmkay?
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The "Family Night" board games got a little dull. . .
This guy is practicing random acts of kindness random acts of grossness on the subway. I'm surprised no one's clocking him—but I know I'd laugh my ass off if this happened on my way to work. Then I'd have to tell an officer I found a suspicious package on the train.
This Orangina commercial is really making waves on the Internet and not because of its juicy product appeal. It's got everything from bipedal, dancing deer to flamingo draped stripper poles to peacock showgirls and octopus lap dances — seriously. Can we not corrupt the wild with our own effed up representations of gender?
Stripper Mistakenly Sent to School, Whips Teen
Some poor kid's mother ordered a "Gorilla Gram" to embarrass her son on his 16th birthday. The gorilla was supposed to show up to the boy's UK high school and give him a good, old-fashioned song and dance. Mom's plan backfired when the company accidentally sent a stripper, who promptly gave the teen a public spanking and paraded him around the classroom on a leash for being a "bad boy."